The Laws of ….

September 12, 2008

I got this humorous email today from one of my friend with subject “Newton’s Unpublished Laws” and found it quite funny, I thought of sharing with you all to kick-off  the weekend on a lighter note. 

I have ready many laws (including Murphy’s law) but these are quite unique someone came up with.  And credit goes to whoever wrote it…

  1. LAW OF QUEUE: If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.
  2. LAW OF TELEPHONE: When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged tone.
  3. LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.
  4. LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
  5. LAW OF THE ATTRACTION: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.
  6.  BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
  7. LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
  8. LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will!
  9. LAW OF BIO-MECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
  10.  THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the farthest from the aisle arrive last.
  11. LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

Don’t you find some of these actually true? Thanks for visiting and have a great weekend!


One Liners

September 27, 2007

Sense of humor is very important in life.  My friend Seema forwarded me an email with some humorous one-liners; I thought I should share it with others. 

  • Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  • They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
  • A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
  • Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
  • You can’t buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
  • True friends stab you in the front.
  • Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
  • Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
  • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
  • Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
  • Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
  • Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Have a happy day!


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