One Liners

September 27, 2007

Sense of humor is very important in life.  My friend Seema forwarded me an email with some humorous one-liners; I thought I should share it with others. 

  • Regular naps prevent old age… especially if you take them while driving.
  • Having one child makes you a parent; having two makes you a referee.
  • Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right and the other is the husband!
  • They said we should all pay our tax with a smile. I tried- but they wanted cash.
  • A child’s greatest period of growth is the month after you’ve purchased new school uniforms.
  • Don’t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent.
  • You can’t buy love. . But you pay heavily for it.
  • True friends stab you in the front.
  • Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
  • Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired.
  • Those who can’t laugh at themselves leave the job to others.
  • They call our language the mother tongue because the father seldom gets to speak.
  • Saving is the best thing. Especially when your parents have done it for you.
  • Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something.
  • Real friends are the ones who survive transitions between address books.

Have a happy day!

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